David Munoz
English 221
The Lie
Third Wednesday of the month, which means another homeowner’s association meeting that I have to go to since my father would be working late tonight. I despise going to these meetings and talking about budgets and reporting about the obvious cracks that had formed in the center of the street. Todays’ meeting was short though. The cracks had finally been fixed by the city after months of complaining. Thanks to the daydreams and text messages I sent to my friends this was by far the most bearable meeting yet. Before I knew it, only the closing statements were left. With the cracks in the street fixed even that seemed to fly by, until Rudulpho, the owner of the home across from mine stood up. He held up a photo of a security camera covered in neon green paint.
To everyone else it looked like the work of some brazen young vandal. I saw it differently however. I saw the results of testing, which is the only logical thing to do when you spend your hard earned money on something that sounds like its too good to be true. A paint ball gun barrel that gives the paint ball a spin that actually counter acts gravity? To be honest it sounds like something out of a science fiction novel. Shoots accurately up to 120 feet the ad had said. That kind of distance was nearly unheard of for a paintball gun. It was only reasonable to test their claims.
The camera itself was the only thing that was coincidence. It just so happened to be at 117 feet from the window to my room. Luckily for me I had a tank of carbon dioxide left over from a paintball game last spring. My sense of curiosity had gotten the better part of me, and I found myself crouched behind the curtains to the window overlooking the street, my trusty Tippman A5 firmly in my slightly trembling hands. Slowly I pushed the barrel out the window and peered down a scope that I had attached. The cross hairs danced over the camera.“It caught me trying to sneak into my own house so I shouldn’t feel that bad about this.” I thought to myself. I took a deep breath in, held it and then let it go in a slow, controlled sigh. The cross hairs stopped their dance and hovered over the camera. I pulled the trigger.
I awoke from my daydream with a start. It is Wednesday night, not Wednesday morning, before the world had woken up. “You guys see the irony in the fact that we have a camera and still need to play this game of detective, right?” I said. It was the kind of remark I would have made if some one else had made the shot. But it was my shot, mines to embellish and retell later. My shot that they would never know I took.